Sunday, July 24, 2005

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Harry Potter 6 Spoilers Post - Beware! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK!


Waking up at 6 last Saturday, just to get an early copy of the sixth installment of the Harry Potter series and I got, ...
Disappointment, letdown, unfufillment. All these words basically sum up the penultimate Harry Potter book.
I honestly don't know what happened when JK Rowling wrote this book, she just screwed up. It just didn't sound like Harry Potter. It sounded like Rowling just took a bunch of fan fictions off the Internet and stuck them together. I wonder how much she paid those innocent 13 year old fans? Perhaps a hundred bucks each?
I don't know why she put in endless scenes of romance! Since when did the characters, such as Ron, Ginny, Harry and Hermione, ever become interested in "snogging"? I know they are growing up and all, but is it really that necessary? There is a line drawn to show when you've gone too far with all the love junk. I think Rowling COMPLETELY crossed that line.
"Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince". R-right.. It should be called "Harry Potter and the Year of Never Ending Snogging". JK Rowling simply just didn't put enough detail into the Half Blood Prince. In Chapter 28, Flight Of The Prince, Snape just popped up out of nowhere saying "Hello? I am the Half Bloody Prince!" Then that was that. Nothing else was put in to elaborate on that. How sad. It barely had no plot. Dumbledore died for nothing, (well unless you count the pasar malam locket he found with an old note by R.A.B, whoever's that)
For all the people out there reading Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince and saying it is the best book ever, I honestly don't know what book you are talking about! Worst of all,
PS. I am all over 'bout Harry Potter and I am very horrified at myself for writing such a whacked review, still hoping that somehow this book was actually a prank that JK Rowling put on all of us, and the real book would be released soon enough. Anyway, it's about 3 years before the next and the final book, and I can HARDLY wait. Signing off for now.

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